Blog

Hello. This is a blog. By me. That’s probably a little vague, but, then again, I don’t care. It’s not as if I’m writing this for people to read. If you’ve somehow found yourself here, go ahead and make yourself comfortable, if you’re planning to stay. I want to update this blog with as much useless information as I can as often as I can. If you’re not willing to waste at least a few minutes of your life, however, you have the whole wide internet as an escape route.

Considering you’re already in the second paragraph, maybe you’re here to stay. I would say enjoy, but that’s a bit prestigious for this subpar piece of work.

I’m planning on writing a lot about a wide variety of subjects, none of which have any sort of value. So, why am I doing this, you may ask. It’s because I’m bored and want to immerse myself in the plentitude of futile information that fills this world. I’ve heard that the best way to learn something is to teach it to others, which sounds pretty reasonable, but I wouldn’t want to burden the people I communicate with on a daily with this prevail of crap. So, that’s where you come in. My potentially nonexistent audience.

Again, I would say, “have a good time” or, “enjoy yourself” but I’ll save you the strain.