Today we will be discussing how to discern English accents based on region. It is almost frightening how quickly that idea came to me; my mind is becoming adept at selecting incredibly boring things to talk about. It's probably because I'm reading a book on statistics right now. Imagine how monotonous you have to be … Continue reading How to Discern English Accents Based on Region →

I haven't written in a couple of days because I've been sick and couldn't get up the motivation to write a four-minute read about something stupid. I'm pretty sure I got sick because I only slept for like 3 hours a couple days in a row and forgot to eat for at least 24 hours … Continue reading How to Determine the Age of a Tree →

It is 2:06 am on the night after I wrote the one piece on this blog that could actually be considered useful, it's shameful really. Don't worry though, I'm back to writing things of absolutely no value. Though I don't feel tired now, I doubt I finish this article tonight. By the time I actually … Continue reading How to Identify Household Pets (Dogs) Based on Their Fur →

Welcome back to an apparent late-night edition of my blog. It is currently 2:05 am, but nonetheless, here we are. I was sleeping, soundly really, when I had a terrible dream that jolted me from any hope of a good night's rest. Awful, about spiders. Big spiders. Being crawly. Woke up and just rocked a … Continue reading Lightbulbs →

Welcome back to the surplus of fruitless information that is my blog. Today, we will be amounting an in-depth bulk of time to distinguishing different types of fabric. There is no benefit to knowing this, yet I am going to type it all out anyway. If you're looking for a fantastically boring waste of time, you've … Continue reading How to Differentiate Different Types of Fabric →

I'm going to skip the intro here and delve right into the fascinating world of ninjas. Forget everything you thought you knew about ninjas. The Fortnite god, the mutant turtles, the lego masters, erase all of it. We're going to start with some brief history: I am going to submerge you into the intriguing world … Continue reading How to Act like a Ninja →

Hello. This is a blog. By me. That's probably a little vague, but, then again, I don't care. It's not as if I'm writing this for people to read. If you've somehow found yourself here, go ahead and make yourself comfortable, if you're planning to stay. I want to update this blog with as much … Continue reading Blog →